I wrote this to amuse Brady (and myself) as the clock ticked ever closer to the premiere of The Last Jedi. You can also read more about our Star Wars journey here – and check out auntiekimberly.com for more content!
Of course, my apologies go out to to Major Henry Livingston, Jr. — or perhaps they should go out to Clement C. Moore. Clearly, this is a controversy for the ages – to rival that age-old question of whether one should watch the Star Wars movies in story order or release date order*.
*release date order
‘Twas the Week Before Star Wars
I try to use “inside voice” and not shout:
JUST ONE MORE WEEK ‘TIL LAST JEDI IS OUT!!!
The tickets were laid on the counter with care,
In hopes that Luke Skywalker soon would be there;
The Porgs were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Ach-to danced in their heads,
And I, Auntie Kimberly, tried hard to sleep,
But heard BB-8 chirping: beep boop boop beep!
Inside my head there arose such a clatter,
I said to my brain, “Hey, what is the matter???”